No, I didn't smash off the front end. The bumper is being spruced up in preparation for selling. May 29, 2014.
While I washed and lovingly polished the new-to-me ZHP, Mr. T performed maintenance on my poor, abandoned Corolla-mobile which involved wrenching off the front end. No, I'm not that bad of a driver!
In progress: Refinished bumper paint and shiny headlights. She's going to make someone (other than me) very happy one day soon.