Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Fly Girl in Training: First time flying left seat

Me flying past the Golden Gate Bridge!
"CLEAR PROP!"

Did I really just say that? 

***

I'd prepared for a romantic date. A quick flight to Half Moon Bay. Time to practice my aerial photography. Fresh fish. Post-graduation relaxation. I should have known better when Mr. T instructed me how to pre-flight the airplane in detail.

After reviewing the plane from front to back, inside and out, we prepared to depart and I found myself utterly confused as to why T was getting in on my side. He ignored my protests and soon I was in the left seat. You know, where the pilot sits.

That's when I started freaking out.

I've been planning to learn how to fly, this summer in fact. But I'm an academic and a global learner to boot. I like to have background before jumping into a project. Instead, I got my first informal flying lesson.

Not my usual view. 
Now, I wish I could say I was a natural. After all, I've flown a couple hundred hours as a passenger in various light aircraft. But no, at first, I was a nervous, sometimes panicked, squealing, swearing, nearly crying wreck who may or may not have hyperventilated right before talking to air traffic control for the first time. (Yes, T made me talk to the tower. At least initially.)

What struck me most was how different/weird/wrong flying in the left seat felt and appeared. After I taxied - like a drunk toddler apparently - to the run-up area, T instructed me how to prepare the plane for take-off.

I checked that the controls were free of obstructions by pulling the yoke to my chest, turning it side-to-side, pushing it back and repeating. I peered at the instruments, though they mostly meant nothing to me. I made sure both gas tanks were on, glanced to make sure the altimeter was correct, locked window latches and did a "run up" which means checking the engine by running it at high power for a minute to make sure everything is copacetic. When we were set, T called to the tower. Then:

Skylane 5-8-8-7 Bravo, cleared for take-off.

I can't say I was very happy with my husband at this point in our
adventure. Smiles aside, I was still a bundle of nerves!
T steered us to the runway. As we rolled forward, he instructed me to steadily push in the throttle which made the engine rev to life and after a few moments, the wheels left the ground. I'm pretty sure I squealed the entire time and got myself a little overemotional during our right turn-out.

You see, being in the left seat made me feel in charge but without any of the skills or know-how to do the job correctly. All of a sudden, a plane that I've spent 75 hours in as a passenger felt and sounded wrong. I felt like a huge poseur who was going to crash the plane at any moment.

As I alternated between screeching and swearing, T admonished me: "You are not responsible." Informal lesson numero uno did not put me in charge in the slightest. I was pushing buttons and holding the yoke, but T was in control. Once I realized he wasn't going to let me do anything egregiously wrong and that I wasn't going to make us fall out of the sky, I began to relax. Sort of.

Golden Gate Bridge!

My tasks for our flight from Sacramento Executive to Half Moon Bay involved flying a heading (direction) and maintaining a specific altitude. I got to play with turning the plane, pitching down to descend, pulling up to climb, "trimming" once I found a good equilibrium. (More on this vocab later!)

I marveled when I realized how busy and intense these tasks seemed as they are but a small percentage of what it takes to actually fly an airplane. T, for instance, stayed in charge of navigation, looking outside for oncoming traffic, keeping us in the correct airspace, monitoring instruments for abnormalities, etc. Initially, I felt so task saturated and focused on doing it right that the whole enterprise of flying felt overwhelming and not fun at all.

And then as we leveled off at our cruising altitude, I got a handle on my workload and realized that for the first time, I actively helped get a plane off the ground and keep it in the sky. And that was pretty damn awesome. It didn't hurt that by this time, we'd come upon San Francisco and the Golden Gate Bridge. Not bad for a first left seat flying adventure!

I maneuvered us just to the right of the bridge on the Sausalito side, heading out over the water. We stayed a mile from the coast and at about a thousand feet thanks to a layer of clouds above. 
Spectacular aerial view of San Francisco and the Golden Gate Bridge.
Hugging the coast line, we continued to Half Moon Bay where all of my groovy zen happy feelings disappeared as I realized that in order to get to the calamari, we'd have to land without crashing (at this point, you're questioning whether I really have a Ph.D., eh?). Luckily, T cut off my anxiety by reminding me of my not-in-charge status, and inviting me to hold the yoke and keep my toes on the rudder pedals so I could feel what he was doing with the plane. With one hand on the yoke, and one on the throttle, I helped (in the loosest possible sense) get us to the ground.

The details of the touchdown were lost in an 80 mph blur, but I remember wiggle-waggle taxiing off the active runway, alternatively going too fast and then nearly coming to a half with T crying "RIGHT RUDDER! RIGHT RUDDER!" more than once. 

As I trundled us toward where the transient parking is usually located, we saw a bunch of out-of-service police cruisers screeching wildly around a closed course practicing high speed maneuvers. Shutting down nearby, we deplaned and I felt my stomach, back and neck muscles unclench for the first time since take-off.

Since the cops' course blocked the entrance to harbor area and they wouldn't let us walk around, we hitched a ride with a friendly officer. Almost before I could fasten the catch on my seat belt, we were hurtling through the course at freeway speeds, and I squealed with glee at the impromptu roller coaster ride.

After bidding our driver goodbye and watching him roar off in a cloud of tire smoke, we walked to a favorite bar and grill on the harbor. While awaiting our calamari and Arnold Palmers, we debriefed the flight and I peppered T with questions about procedures like flying "the pattern" for landing and the differences between fixed pitch and constant speed props. In turn, T explained vectors, stalls and a hundred other things though I admit, my ability to absorb new information petered out halfway through our meal.

Following lunch, we headed out, me taking an extended time taxiing (so what if I missed the turn off?) and announcing to "Half Moon Bay traffic" that we were "departing runway tree-zero" with a right turnout. (When speaking over the radio, some words are pronounced differently to reduce confusion, i.e., three = tree. More on that later.) The good news? Unlike our departure from Sacramento Executive, I found that take-off exhilarating instead of terrifying, and I pretty much did it all myself. 

Retracing our course, we followed the coastline back towards San Francisco, this time flying over the bridge on the opposite side nearer to the city. Buzzing over the bay, I watched as Angel Island and Alcatraz disappeared below and the sun started to sink lower on the horizon.

After a gas stop at the windblown Rio Vista airport, we landed at Sacramento Executive and spent the drive home again debriefing the whole flight experience. Despite feeling nervous and overwhelmed, I can't wait to get back out and fly again. Goal for next time? No inappropriate swearing or squealing. (Hey, one can hope.)

xoxo,
shawna

P.S. More pictures, of course:

San Francisco in the distance, Alcatraz in the middle.
A lucky sunny day in the city.
It's not uncommon to see whales off the coast here.
The sunshine disappeared as we turned the corner to arrive in Half Moon Bay.
Quiet Thursday afternoon in Half Moon Bay harbor.
Decent pub fare at the Half Moon Bay Brewery.
Happily, T said I did much better at holding headings and altitude on the return flight.
Dense living in the San Francisco area!
I'm always happy to be near the ocean.
Freaking fantastic.
Fueling at Rio Vista. 
























Saturday, May 11, 2013

Braceface Chronicles: Tooth freedom and Invisalign pros and cons

I must admit, this straight teeth smile looks
weird to me still!
Please don't say no. Please don't say no. Please don't say no.

"How are you today, kiddo?" Kiddo??

"Good, unless you change your mind in the next few minutes."

The dentist laughed as he wrenched off the little bits of metal--the tooth "jewelry"--that had been holding my pearlies in place for the last several months.

After some buzzing and scraping of cement, I nearly cried when the hand mirror showed me straight, white-ish I-no-longer-look-like-a-7th-grader teeth. It only took 40 Invisalign trays, 1 row of metal railroad tracks and 22 long months.

Looking back, I wouldn't have done my treatment differently (save for wearing my trays more conscientiously), but I do have some thoughts for those weighing the Invisalign v. Metal Mouth braces decision.

Invisalign Pros/Cons
The best part of Invisalign? Apparently most people didn't notice my braces. It wasn't until I got the metal mouth variety that people frequently remarked upon my mouth accoutrement. Also, eating, flossing and brushing were easy.

The before times.
The lame parts of Invisalign? Teeth hygiene and keeping track of trays. Invisalign recommends wearing trays 22 hours a day and as I realized quite early on, that is just not compatible with my eating/drinking/snacking lifestyle. Consequently, my adventure in orthodontia extended nearly double what it was supposed to.

On that note, it wasn't until trying traditional braces that I realized what a hassle mid-course corrections are with Invisalign. Making adjustments meant taking impressions and getting new trays from the company which took more than a month. Tweaks to metal mouth braces? Near instantaneous.

Traditional braces Pros/Cons
Someone, perhaps pictured in this photo and wearing a
pink polka dot princess hat, laughed at my braces every
time she saw them for the first couple days.
The best part of metal mouth life? Not thinking about it. Wearing trays took a considerable amount of effort in terms of planning meals, removing/cleaning trays, brushing constantly, remembering to put trays back in. Metal mouth braces require no such thought. You don't forget to put them in. You don't accidentally leave them in a restaurant napkin and throw them away (ahem). Also, having railroad tracks gives you some street cred with the poor souls who suffered from orthodontia during their teenage years. Mr. T, for one, did not concede that I had "real" braces until I tried the metal type.

The lame part of metal mouth life? LOOKING LIKE A FREAKING 12-YEAR-OLD. It wasn't until I got my braces off that I realized how much I avoided smiling over the last several months, so much so that casually smiling to strangers felt weird at first. More than "itchy" teeth, shredded lips, sore gums and the inability to eat fruit whole, I hated feeling self-conscious about my smile. (Consequently, I have loads of empathy for folks who do the braceface thing during tumultuous teenage years.)

Post-braces, I'm thrilled with the results and have promised to faithfully wear my retainers so as to not end up in braces again at age 60.

xoxo,
braceface no more!

The Braceface Chronicles:
Help, I have tooth nubs now
Invisalign lifestyle issues
Conveniently spaced appointments rock
The joys of public teeth brushing and discovering the Colgate "Wisp"
The teeth shaving terror that wasn't
Mid-course corrections and tooth nub removal
When impatience trumps vanity



Friday, May 10, 2013

Becoming the 1%: Photos of ASU's graduate commencement ceremony

I am a big enough person to admit I've watched American Idol for years. Not faithfully, mind you, but regularly. And you know what I've secretly dreamed about? Being on that stage, winning the contest and twirling around in the inevitable hailstorm of balloons and confetti that announces the finale champion. Having hundreds of giant maroon and gold balloons rain down after being award my Ph.D.? Pretty damn close!

On Wednesday I savored the experience of wearing a Hogwarts-style robe and funny hat, sitting with my friends and mentors at Wells Fargo Arena, and officially receiving my doctoral degree. My mentor and advisor, Dr. Sarah J. Tracy "hooded" me which means placing the doctoral "hood" (really more like a large oddly shaped sash or cape) over my head and formally welcoming me into the elite Ph.D. club. Indeed ASU President Michael Crow shared with the crowd that less than one percent of the population will earn a doctorate in philosophy. (Crazy!) Although I've celebrated a lot since finishing up last month, participating in this fairly ancient ritual made being done seem more "real" and pretty damn special.

Of course, I am thrilled to share a few snaps of the day--most by my lovely mother Ann Poffenberger.

Who had to exchange her doctoral hat the morning of graduation for the largest size possible? This gal. I've got giant craniums on both sides of the family. Therefore, this So I Think I Married an Ax Murderer clip really resonates.
The whole get up. Each degree (baccalaureate, master's, doctoral) has a different type of regalia. Academic "costumes" date back to the 12th and 13th centuries when different types of clothing were used to distinguish between various levels of students and teachers.
Mr. T being swallowed by my ginormous tam.
My first and last visit to Wells Fargo Arena.
An almost-doctor!
Me and two of my favorite ladies: Jess Alberts and Angela Trethewey.
Ph.D. candidates and their advisors. 
ASU President Michael Crow admonishing us to remember the community of people/organizations that helped get us through school, and to pay forward the blessings and achievements we've enjoyed.
The hooding! 
The fam had nosebleed seats around the arena as most of the lower-level was taken up by master's candidates.
After the hooding, we walked on stage and shook the provost's hand. 
Balloon time!
So. Damn. Cool.
We played balloon volleyball while exiting the building. I had to laugh though because I recalled my undergraduate graduation and threats about getting kicked out if there were beach balls or any sort of tomfoolery during the ceremony.
So joyful.
A little perspective. The balloons were yoga ball sized! 
We were at somewhat of an aiming disadvantage though. The hats meant decreased peripheral vision.
With some of my dear friends.
Blessedly, Arizona gifted us with gorgeous 80-degree weather for the day.
My wonderful fam! From left: Ray-Dad, Mom-5, Mr. T, me and Marm. Thank you all for making the journey!
Thank you for everything Sarah!
After graduation, I cleaned out the very last of my office stuff and of course, said farewell to Hugh.
xoxo,
shawna

Other grad school related posts:
- The dos and don'ts of dissertation writing
-You can call me doctor Blue Muse
- Nerd work
- The dirt on doctoral studies

Friday, May 3, 2013

Flashback Friday #3

Garage cleaning continues! A few more Flashback Friday gems for you...

1. One dedicated journalism student
Senior year, apparently just a few weeks before graduation from Walla Walla College, I was finishing up a journalism class on participant observation. One of my exercises? Being left handed. A friend's father who was a doctor in town agreed to cast me for the experiment. Turns out, wearing a cast on your right hand doesn't make you left handed, it makes you one handed. Although I had difficulty driving stick, taking a shower, typing, writing and applying mascara, I seriously enjoyed freaking people out by banging my cast on the wall to convince them I wasn't actually hurt. 
2. On my list of failures
I tried once in elementary school and once in college. No surprise that "learn how to play piano" is now on my "lifetime" goal list. 
3. Valley of the dolls
Is there a creepier photo on the planet? I think not.
4. I'm your R.A.
During college I worked as a resident assistant for a couple years. My secret to success? Baking and providing copious amounts of sweet things. I'm afraid I really confused  people though by having Jimmy Fallon's "Chris Rock was my RA" as my voicemail message.
5. A little dear in the headlights
Dig the 70s-80s furniture.
6. Birthday paintings are the best
Eric John makes the best birthday paintings.
7. A perfect moment
Senior year Spring break in Washington D.C. walking to or from a national monument with one of my besties.
8. News anchor Shawna
Another college job? News anchor at Blue Mountain News. My favorite co-anchor, Charlie Drury. 
9. First "real" job
What does one do with a 5-year plaque?
10. Things I've stolen
I think this pack of music is circa 1998 from girls' choir. 
xoxo,
shawna

Other trips down memory lane:
Flashback Friday #1
Flashback Friday #2